Atlas was unavailable for questioning, but we spoke to Mrs Atlas:
“He told me he was a god, and I believed him. It was too late once I found out but I was pretty happy anyway. We usually have about 3 trillion kids a day so he’s not too bad, but it’s a big deal when he starts firing blanks. He was out of action for a few hours yesterday so we lost a few billion, i’m pretty unhappy about that but relieved he’s back in form now. Chances are he’ll be on the job 100% from here on in. I’d better get back.”
Things are looking good but sources say Mrs Atlas is biting her tongue over Atlas’s claims of divinity. This latest incident has brought old feelings of disappointment and mistrust to the foreground and our sources say that there’s more to the story behind the blanks than we’ve been told. In fact we’ve been told nothing so there’s obviously more to it.
R.H.L.S Chirs.
